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Drunken Doodles - The art of Thornwolf
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Drunken Doodles
Okay so I spent Memorial Day weekend at tarnac's place and that of course means that massive amounts of beer was involved. I, kilojara, cannibalmouth(Amsel), tarnac and I stayed up until 5:30 AM, and of course there was a serious art jam session. Here's mine and Amsel's contributions.

Warning, below the cut is EXTREMELY unsafe for work. I'm only posting this publically because its not to be taken seriously in the slightest...and of course I was completely shitfaced so I don't even know if most of this makes sense D:


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I was reading the label on the coffee creamer sensually to cannibalmouth, this of course caused an aversion to creamer altogether.

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tarnac: Draw kilojara as Bush
thornwolf: Okay! *draws*
All: ....what is /that/?
thornwolf: I don't know :(

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cannibalmouth: I used to have a ferret that would bite my boobs
thornwolf: O RLY?

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First kilojara porn on the internet. I WIN!

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I..I don't even know what spawned this one.

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Amsel said "centerfold" wrong and I thought it was too funny to pass up.

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Lewd references to the very German dinner we made just deserves to be illustrated.


And now for Amsel/cannibalmouth's contributions!

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My would have been response to when I was accused of stealing at Califur. (YA RLY)

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*Thumps vein!*

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The origin of the coffee creamer pic I drew, and of course yet ANOTHER one of my /many/ ignorant outbursts.

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*facepalm*

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My favorite and one that probably requires a bit of explanation, recently I got "the twins" pierced (omgwtf) and I've been lovingly calling my saline soaks "making a piping hot bowl of boob soup".

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thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 29th, 2007 02:42 am (UTC) (Link)
uh oh, how come?
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camelai From: camelai Date: May 29th, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't know you, but hey! I'm on Tegretol, too!
...
*shakes fist at annoying mystery medical conditions*
altonwings From: altonwings Date: May 29th, 2007 02:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Boob soup? My Gods, I have just envisioned the way to heaven. At the very least, a way to make Japanese businessmen pay me 100,000 yen a pop for a bowl of soup.

Now I must collect a vast army of amply gifted bimbos...
tyrrlin From: tyrrlin Date: May 29th, 2007 02:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, I'm "ample" but not just in the boob area. ;-)

Can I have a job? *cackles*
altonwings From: altonwings Date: May 29th, 2007 03:19 am (UTC) (Link)
As long as the customer is paying, sure! *laughs*
starcharmer From: starcharmer Date: May 29th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh.

Emgee.

wtf?

I love these. XD Why can you draw so well when you're smashed? rofl
The last one...wow, BOOBSOUP. Yes.
I don't know many girls with "the twins" pierced, but my husband has his boobs pierced. 8D
tyrrlin From: tyrrlin Date: May 29th, 2007 02:54 am (UTC) (Link)
HOMG...and I used to think *I* was bad.

*laughs* My awful screencap comics don't hold a candle to your creativity. Good stuff. :-)
rileycostello From: rileycostello Date: May 29th, 2007 02:58 am (UTC) (Link)
hahah I can only imagine the hilarity of you, katze, and amsel drunk. :D

Great stuff, we have tons of funny convos while drunk, my friends and I, but no awesome drunk art. I tend to only draw rudimentarily (more so than usual) when drunk XD
arbeywolf From: arbeywolf Date: May 29th, 2007 03:08 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL totally random but I see your icon dancing in the corner every time I go to torrentspy.com ;)

rileycostello From: rileycostello Date: May 29th, 2007 03:09 am (UTC) (Link)
haha yeah- that's where I got it from. I was like *yoink*

couldn't resist :D
arbeywolf From: arbeywolf Date: May 29th, 2007 03:13 am (UTC) (Link)
every time I see her I just keep saying "porno pics, porno pics, porno pics'" over and over in my head

at least that's what I'm assuming she's saying ;)
rileycostello From: rileycostello Date: May 29th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC) (Link)
god only knows -what- she's saying XD
trufflehog From: trufflehog Date: May 29th, 2007 03:02 am (UTC) (Link)

my word!

the centerfold image is amazing. amaaaazing. i say!
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: May 29th, 2007 03:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Ow, piercing! Hope it didn't hurt too much.

Otherwise: Wow, drunken crazy porn is hilarious. XD
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 29th, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
actually shots hurt far far worse than the piercings. It barely felt like much.
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: May 30th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC) (Link)
I suppose that's true. Piercing just sounds more painful, though. I know someone who recently got his scrotum pierced. He said it was practically painless, but I can't stop wincing when I think about it.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 30th, 2007 05:46 am (UTC) (Link)
the thing im wincing about that one is...WHY? D:

And the rubbing. ow.
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: May 30th, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think he did it for his girl. She likes piercings. In fact, she's set to get her "twins" pierced too.

Incidentally, if you think his scrotal piercing sounds painful now, here's an extra-agonizing tidbit to chew on: He did it himself.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 31st, 2007 03:47 am (UTC) (Link)
AAAAAAAAUGH!
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: May 31st, 2007 07:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Man, is it wrong that I'm kind of proud of making you scream like that? XD
zzyllo From: zzyllo Date: May 29th, 2007 04:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow... now I want to see what i draw while drunk O.o ::Laughs:: My god... some of them are just too much.

~Nash
From: silber Date: May 29th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Ok, this goes beyond words. Sufficed to say I loled quite a bit :D
tarnac From: tarnac Date: May 29th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Now in all fairness, I was sober the entire time. So was Amsel. Kilo got a light buzz on, and you got tossed :p

Thank fucking God I was there to witness that idiocy. It was funny.
ruggels From: ruggels Date: May 29th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC) (Link)
pure...

comedy....


gold....

Scott
doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: May 29th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC) (Link)
This is all just goddamed hilarious.

What's this about being accused of stealing? Somone thing you bogarted their pr0ns or something?
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 29th, 2007 07:08 am (UTC) (Link)
I bought two booklets from someone and walked off with two and a person at a neighboring table to them (not even the owner of the table mind you) totally yelled at me and screamed to the table owner going DID SHE PAY FOR TWO OMG SHES TAKING TWO MISS DID YOU PAY FOR TWO!!!!!

I turned around, flipped her my dealers badge and went "IM A DEALER! I'm not gonna steal anything if I'm right there across the room alright?"

doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: May 29th, 2007 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Next time, have a sign ready with that "I'm Thornwolf, BITCH!" on it.

Meanwhile, I'll have a nice bowl of boob soup, please. With extra carrots.
avivashywolf From: avivashywolf Date: May 29th, 2007 04:58 am (UTC) (Link)
:D These are great jokes.

And your style is really pronounced when you're drunk (not to say it it isn't when you're sober...if that made sense)

bresticle soup, lolololol :P

I'M CHARGIN MY LAZERZ
I need an icon with that. It would be appropriate for a post such as this.

/random ADD
From: the_brad Date: May 29th, 2007 06:24 am (UTC) (Link)
hahahah the first one brings back so many memories
thesammichfox From: thesammichfox Date: May 29th, 2007 06:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Those are great. I loled for a good while after seeing those..
smokepaw From: smokepaw Date: May 29th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Holy shiznit.... 0.0

....Story at 11.
die_monster From: die_monster Date: May 29th, 2007 07:24 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL. I wish my drunken drawings were as nice. And you draw very nice floofyhoofens. I hope one day to be able to afford to commission you for my floofy-hoof'd char.
kuniopt From: kuniopt Date: May 29th, 2007 09:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Shit-faced porno is awesome because its like erocom but with less "OOOH SHINJI YOU HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'LL SLAP YOU" and more of a wierd brainstorming on making funny comics with peeners and vaginers on it.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 29th, 2007 09:32 am (UTC) (Link)
who in the what now? o_O
kuniopt From: kuniopt Date: May 29th, 2007 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Erocom are those porny japtoons that feature somewhat crappy jokes on sex.
dustmeat From: dustmeat Date: May 29th, 2007 01:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
These are just great :D
xxbalaaxx From: xxbalaaxx Date: May 29th, 2007 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROFLMAO! No better way to start the day than with a healthy dose of lewdness with drunken stupor sprinkled on top 8D!!!!

wooop..NOPE looks like I oded *passes out tittering stupidly on the floor*

great stuff XD!!
spirit_of_kina From: spirit_of_kina Date: May 29th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
aurorawolf From: aurorawolf Date: May 30th, 2007 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just pure awesome. The laser beam is my fave.
dragoncreator From: dragoncreator Date: May 31st, 2007 05:49 am (UTC) (Link)
I had to tilt my laptop to the side a couple times before I figured out what the hell was going on in some of those sketches... then I lol'd. :)

Good stuff.
maui_dolphin From: maui_dolphin Date: June 13th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your drunken porn is too hardcore for photobucket! :O lawl
The ones that are still up are awesome though :)
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