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Dear Hollywood:

Stop.

Just...stop.



HOW DO THESE THINGS GET MADE?!
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littlefoxie From: littlefoxie Date: May 27th, 2008 07:05 am (UTC) (Link)
I made a journal about this on FA about a week ago xD

You can't be serious that you aren't looking forward to how bad it will be! I can not wait to laugh my ass off the day it comes out!!!

CHI-WAH-WAH!!!
pac From: pac Date: May 27th, 2008 07:09 am (UTC) (Link)
*vomits*
wicked_sairah From: wicked_sairah Date: May 27th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Ok, now which one do ya think is worse?

thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 27th, 2008 07:18 am (UTC) (Link)
:(

When I hear the name "Roadside Romeo" I think of roadkill that's so squished its peen popped out.

I don't know why.
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foxfeather From: foxfeather Date: May 27th, 2008 07:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Ungh... I saw this trailer during the previews at Prince Caspian - I echo your WHY??
There are so many good books and stories out there that would be amazing as movies, but they continue to produce such unbelievable crap. Is this really what the majority of America enjoys? :< :< :<
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: May 27th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC) (Link)
I personally would vote for a Danger Girl movie. To me the best formula for movie bad guys are Nazis who desire ancient relics and have impossible technology.

And come on GIANT CYBORG NAZIS.

But no. Chihuahua's come first I guess.
tooiebird From: tooiebird Date: May 27th, 2008 07:28 am (UTC) (Link)
GAH, Do not want :C

I wonder if it will mention that Chihuahua's were bread to be food. That would be funny.
alexf0x From: alexf0x Date: May 27th, 2008 07:57 am (UTC) (Link)
I thought that they were bread to be drop kicked for giggles, but thats me.
idess From: idess Date: May 27th, 2008 07:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I do blame Disney more than Hollywood :|

You know what scares me? When I expected everyone to have the same reaction to Beverly Hills Chihuahua as you did, I go on DA, FA, and other communities and people are saying how cute it looks and that they're going to see it. Really, where did everyone's rational thinking go?!
alexf0x From: alexf0x Date: May 27th, 2008 08:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Down the sewer pipe along with common sense, apparently.
ultra_taboo From: ultra_taboo Date: May 27th, 2008 08:18 am (UTC) (Link)
i admit, i laughed when i saw that in theaters


probably because my friend was drunk and laughing her ass off
techno4tomcats From: techno4tomcats Date: May 27th, 2008 08:44 am (UTC) (Link)
NO

oggydoggie From: oggydoggie Date: May 27th, 2008 08:46 am (UTC) (Link)
What amuses me is that the dog used by the aztecs was the Xoloitzcuintli. Which was given to them by the God Xolotl as a protector on the way to the underworld.... movies like this make History buffs like me cry.

cesarin From: cesarin Date: May 27th, 2008 12:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
I fully agree with this comment...
but I suppose some americans as smart as Paris Hilton will only want "cute chihuahuas" instead of getting realhistory
From: frenchpresser Date: May 27th, 2008 08:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Looks like a total vomitzvah.

In fact I puked so much that my puke puked too.
tahoe From: tahoe Date: May 27th, 2008 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)
I have spent TWO WEEKS getting that song out of my head....

and you had to go and link me back to it! Nuuuuuuuu!!!!!!
_graywolf_ From: _graywolf_ Date: May 27th, 2008 09:40 am (UTC) (Link)
corvus_animus From: corvus_animus Date: May 27th, 2008 10:47 am (UTC) (Link)
As Zack said when we saw the Chihuahua poster at the theater: "This is why people steal movies off the internet."

XD
trufflehog From: trufflehog Date: May 27th, 2008 11:40 am (UTC) (Link)
THAT GODDAMN SONG.
it took me days to get it out of my head D8
i still have no comment. it looks god awful and yet i still have every intention of seeing [though not paying] for it.
From: rhandimask Date: May 27th, 2008 11:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Once this is released, I guess we can expect a slew of dog-themed movies from the major studios, all at the same level of crap. That's what usually happens, anyway.

At times like this, I like to flashback to my first time viewing Disney's Beauty and the Beast in theaters. Memories...
brown_wolf From: brown_wolf Date: May 27th, 2008 11:56 am (UTC) (Link)
What is Hollywood trying to do? Lower their tax bracket?

And that city in the beginning of the trailer - it's Incan, not Aztec!
keymonster From: keymonster Date: May 27th, 2008 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
i noticed that too. i was all D:
chlorophyta From: chlorophyta Date: May 27th, 2008 12:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
UGH KILL ME NOW.

I hate you, disney.
steppinrazor From: steppinrazor Date: May 27th, 2008 12:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
And cue the joygasm of backyard breeders across the states as the pricetag on their precious puketastic pooches just skyrocketed even further.

Though, the mental image of an army of chihuahuas nipping at the heels of Spanish conquistadors IS amusing...
pinkpuppybelly From: pinkpuppybelly Date: May 27th, 2008 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
D: Oh sweet fancy Moses....


Although, if this were a horrible Bollywood movie about pugs, I'd be all about it. c_c
doc_halfmoon From: doc_halfmoon Date: May 27th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
My icon speaks for me! :P
Why? why? WHYYYYYY??? XD ... didn't they have anything better to do?
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kylet From: kylet Date: May 27th, 2008 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
I avoid turning the volume up here at work.

And somehow, it still failed to ease the pain =X
alexf0x From: alexf0x Date: May 27th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
I saw it muted and it was still puketastic.
keymonster From: keymonster Date: May 27th, 2008 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
you know... i don't even know what to say to this.
i guess there will just be more incidents like the one that happened here in Portland. 150 some odd chihuahuas were found in an abandoned school bus from some lady's failed breeding program. I guess puppymills will have a hayday from this and more of this little dogs will be made than is really needed.

-shakes head-
sighthoundlady From: sighthoundlady Date: May 27th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
I saw that preview in the theaters, I actually thought it looked pretty cute!
doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: May 27th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Disney needs a tax break from all the mad cash it's going to make over the summer...
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