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Buzzard's Choice - The art of Thornwolf
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Buzzard's Choice
Sketch commission of a whole other kind.

Rackety: Draw something having to do with roadkill caulk
Me: Okay.

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doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: September 9th, 2009 02:31 am (UTC) (Link)
No rabbit?
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Test audiences didn't favor it. We think it's a regional thing.
doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: September 9th, 2009 03:35 am (UTC) (Link)
The test audiences have their taste in their feet.
solid_squid From: solid_squid Date: September 9th, 2009 01:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Might do well for the European launch, particularly in rural areas of England and in France
johnraptor From: johnraptor Date: September 9th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC) (Link)
You get some straaaaaange commissions.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 02:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Fortunately my friends know me well enough that they know what I can and can't handle. But, usually I'm the one with the weird ideas, I have to wonder what got into Rackety's head that day...
was1 From: was1 Date: September 9th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
"Now I'm delicious!" heh

neat vulture too
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unciaa From: unciaa Date: September 9th, 2009 02:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's danger out on the nations' roads
They're paved with snakes and flattened toads,
And truckers drive in rigs so big
They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee!
And those who survive are a lucky few,
But there's one brave cat who made it through
And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat.
spirit_of_kina From: spirit_of_kina Date: September 9th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC) (Link)
LMFAO HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 02:40 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't know, but I ate a burrito today. Maybe it was something in that? XD
lanakila From: lanakila Date: September 9th, 2009 02:48 am (UTC) (Link)
That's freakin' hilarious, Thornwolf! HAHAH!

Must tell all of my turkey vulture friends! :)
xxbalaaxx From: xxbalaaxx Date: September 9th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha :D! wunderbar!
raptonx From: raptonx Date: September 9th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Heeheehee
mbala From: mbala Date: September 9th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm amazed!

Reminds me of some entries in the WTF-taxidermy forum. :)
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I'm amazed!

I must see this forum if its anything like that dog you posted awhile ago.
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thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
I wanted to draw Billy Mays in the original idea but didn't because I didn't want it to be seen in any way as a dig at him. I miss Billy Mays :(
reyfox From: reyfox Date: September 9th, 2009 01:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Questionable concept, but a very nice vulture.
goldwing From: goldwing Date: September 9th, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Love this type of humor. Thanks so much for sharing! =D
nambroth From: nambroth Date: September 9th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha. After reading about caulking over on some taxidermy sites, this has a new level.
Bird nerd in me is compelled to point out that buzzard =/= vulture though! Buzzard refers to Buteo species, which are mostly hawks XD
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Actually, I looked this up. In Europe and the east, a buzzard is a hawk, but in the west, a buzzard generally refers to a vulture :) Also, thank Looney Toons.

...and seriously? Caulking in taxidermy?
skorzy From: skorzy Date: September 9th, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
NOW I'M DELICIOUS!

+1 for cartoon skeleton!
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your spine is made of ham bones dontcha know :)
gatcat From: gatcat Date: September 9th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Target audience approves!
siegewolf From: siegewolf Date: September 9th, 2009 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dead declarations of deliciousness. <3
danielcoon From: danielcoon Date: September 9th, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks, Thornwolf, it's awesome! You're the only one who could pull this off.

Those of us in the Sealants, Adhesives, and Coatings industry are not known for having a normal sense of humor. Spending 50 hours a week in a caulking factory alters one's idea of what's amusing. Doesn't take long, either.

Believe it or not, the idea came from a marketing meeting intended to generate suggestions new products.

thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, I'd suggest pushing the rabbit flavor just one more time, cuz I think doodles is going to have a fit unless it's offered. Just rename it "Jackalope". Same thing, it all tastes like chicken anyways.
danielcoon From: danielcoon Date: September 9th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, we wouldn't want that. The name needs some sizzle, though. "Hopperpattie", maybe?
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: September 9th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
You, sir, should be in marketing.
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