mom comes in and goes "you had company?"
i said "yeah, tiff came over"
she goes "YOU GUYS!"
and im like "mom..its just me here"
she goes "YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS! left the kitchen a mess!"
woo. two salad bowls on the counter. big whoop. i said "first, its just me here, and second, ill get to it after the simpsons."
so she goes..."LOOK YOU GOT STUFF ON THE FLOOR!"
woo..one noodle =P she hands me the dustpan and WATCHES me pick it up. how annoying.
then i say ill clean it up after the simpsons, she goes "oh simpsons are more important?"
i look her in the eye and say "yes..they are right now. ill do it in a minute!"
so she of course proceeds to clean the kitchen..im like "mom! leave it alone! god dammit leave it alone ill do it in a minute! why wont you just let it be for 10 minutes?"
so she goes "nah ill do it"
i said "no..mom..put it down. ill do it."
she finally agrees. of course, then the credits roll. GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
why do parents just LIVE to annoy you? i mean...sure i was rather rude to her, but still..i was angry and she couldnt have just understood that i wanted to watch this rare episode of the simpsons. heaven forbid i say "hi how are you doing" in the middle of "everybody loves raymond!" >=/ shed bite my head off!
now i dont know where Tavis is. he called me when tiff was over, i told him id give him a call before five. he said *thats cool..okay then* and i called him at 4 and he didnt answer. hasnt been answering his phone or calling me back for the past 2 hours! *is angry and bristly* WHY WONT HE ANSWER?!
okay..gonna go eat some chocolate now..im VERY PMS'y
mm...its got coffee flavored inside..*chomp*