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so hard to explain
i was doodling at work yesterday. i had had an encounter with a phone order where the lady asked me "and how many ounces of chicken and how many ounces of beef are in your club salad? exactly? may i add more chicken? will it be cold? is it deep fried?" now..our club salads are premade, so if i were to figure this out id have to crack one open, and weigh it =P

so i drew that encounter, basically it was just me getting yelled at on the phone. and everyone came over and asked "whos the dog?"
i said "me."
theyre like, "aww..but youre not a bitch!"
i said "who said i was?"
they said "its representative right?"
i said "yes, but not in that way. im a wolf dog because im loyal yet wild"
then theyre like, "are you native american?"
=P
i said.."yeah..sure. cherokee, the slut of all nations." and i was wearing my coyote claw necklace...so...that didnt help much.
so now they think im one of those "one with the earth and sky" natives *facedesks*

on a plus side i didnt have to explain furry, and one of my co-workers, angela, said she would be a hippo if she was an animal, and her boyfriend would be a meerkat. shes not fat at all, in fact shes very pretty and slim..so i dont know where hippo comes in. she doesnt even have big teeth. ah well whatever.

Robert took away my doodle pad *blush* =P but he showed it off to all the customers so thats a plus. i felt bad that my doodle was of a horrible experience with a phone customer but he laughed, cuz that woman KEPT calling back asking stupid questions and saying "ill call you back later..im still deciding what i want"
*rolls eyes*

too funny

Current Mood: amused amused

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pardouncia From: pardouncia Date: April 6th, 2003 12:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thorn,
a wolf so torn,
the pain alive,
within her thrives.

She cries and howls,
her head she bows,
shutting out the world,
lying and curled,
alone in a ball,
what a great fall.

Yet there's hope,
so let her cope.
She'll find a way,
to get through the day.
Family and friends,
through all the twists and bends,
will be by her side,
for her to confide.

They may not be,
perfect you see,
but they are there,
all those who care.

We love you Thorn. Never forget that. *hugs and murrs*
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: April 6th, 2003 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
thank you Pardo, thats beautiful *hugs* =)
zzyllo From: zzyllo Date: April 6th, 2003 02:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Interesting series of events. I fu=ind it funny, though I'm sorry you had to deal with that lady on the phone... that mustah' been stressful. But... goodness how indecisive can that poor lady be? Gracious!

~Nash
pardouncia From: pardouncia Date: April 6th, 2003 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's what, a chicken salad? It can't be that hard of a decision to make.
selunca From: selunca Date: April 6th, 2003 08:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
*becomes offended at the "Cherokee slut of the nation" comment, sticks out tongue and cackles*
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: April 6th, 2003 08:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
hey..im cherokee..and i admit that EVERYONE ELSE is. thats what i meant by it. seems everyones German too =P
pardouncia From: pardouncia Date: April 8th, 2003 09:57 am (UTC) (Link)
But Thorn, we are the master race!
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