November 21st, 2003

Shabu Dog

moo moo

Brought my prom picture of Tavis to work today. Everyone thought he was cute and that we make a cute couple. I told them how he flew out for 2-3 days JUST for my prom and they all went "AWWW". =)hes sitting on my keyboard so i can stare at him while typing *swoon*

I came to work today and the parkinglot smelled like wet cow dung. Theres a cow pasture close to the office and they stink up the whole town. =P ew.

When I got into the building I noticed an envelope on my desk which I didn't put there in the first place, and it was resting in my desktop file folder. Amy told me that the ladies in Customer Services came by earlier and were angry at me because they thought I was taking their stuff. Apparently only customer services are supposed to use the brown envelopes and the CRM people (ie: me) are supposed to use the white ones. Its segregation of the envelopes i tell ya. Like some overposessive envelope street gang. I think they just wanted something to get on me about. Maybe i should go over there and mix up their black and silver paperclips =>

speaking of paperclips, dad had this cool office practical joke he plays on people. He takes all the paperclips in a paperclip box and links them altogether so its one long string of em. He then goes up to someone and throws the contents of the box on them and when they scramble around thinking theyre covered in loose paperclips, they notice theyre all linked together and have a good laugh. dad goes "here why dont you try this with someone" and instead of giving them the box with the paperclips all linked together, he hands them a box of normal paperclips without them knowing, so when they go to try it on someone else, they piss them off and have to pick up all the loose paperclips =D *tee hee* its a lot funnier when im not typing out the explanation. i promise.

Another thing is, dad brings flavored creamer into work with him and puts it in the breakroom fridge. people are oh eager to use things that are not theirs, especially flavored creamer, and by the time dad got to it, his creamer was completely gone. He then got to a point where he would fill the creamer container with ice water so thieves would get an unpleasant surprise along with their lesson about stealing when they dumped it into their morning coffee. Ken (my boss and family friend) and i were talking about this and he suggested putting spoiled orange juice in the container instead of ice water, but quickly took it back thinking it was just too evil a thing to say, but this is coming from a guy who in the words of Homer Simpson "instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way", and the thought of him being the least bit evil is laughable, although spoiled orange juice is pretty nasty. Now dad keeps his flavored creamer in individual little packets in his office. He put them on a lower shelf so i could reach them. so thoughtful =)

Amy is wearing a really cute shirt today, but it says Lifeguard: New York, and ill say this: it will be a cold day in hell before /I/ would ever be a Lifeguard in NY. have you SEEN the water??!

okay breaks over, gotta get back to work
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Shabu Dog

my tummy hurts

well i just dumped a 2 week old, rock hard chocolate cake on the ground and guess who attacked it. Jesse. >_< ARRRRRRGHHH! i tried sweeping it up and shooing her away with the broom but she is insane when it comes to chocolate and just my luck its one of the main things that are seriously bad for her. she was literally kissing the ground trying to inhale what my broom didnt sweep up =P good, shes eating her regular food now. I bet you anything she thinks the kibbles are cocoa puffs.

I left my keys at work, but luckily dad had to go back to the office to get his car so he grabbed em for me. I wont get them until sunday though so if i go out this weekend im going to have to break in. poo =P im super organized when it comes to work but when it comes to real life, boy do i suck at everything. Ken gave me 2 lunch breaks today, even though i didnt eat during either of them, so he could pick up my dads car from the mechanic. I love my job =) Everyone knows me, my boss is a family friend, i get paid pretty darn well, my dads only 4 yards away, the break rooms even closer, I get to sit down, my company does something important (as opposed to manufacturing kooshballs)..what more could I ask for? *delighted sigh*

Tavis called a little earlier to thank me for not interrupting him during band practice. While that was very sweet of him, Im thinking his friends think i do that a lot. Now i'm embarrassed =/

Oh yeah and for the record, if im talking to you online and i disappear and dont come back, its my connection. chances are it kicked me off and i gave up trying. I wont be offended if youre not there by the time i get back.
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