September 24th, 2004

Shabu Dog


At work we talk to various police officers about their vests, get their info, chit chat with them etc etc. Amy, my co-worker somehow manages to get these guys to give her chocolates and flowers to say "thank you" for helping them with their vests. I'm nice and sweet yet I don't get anything (not that I should it just would be nice once in awhile, especially if we have an hour long conversation on what it feels like to be tased/being invited to Oktoberfest in Chicago etc etc). The other day, one of the guys got her this cute little Vermont Teddy Bear dressed like a has little teeny handcuffs and everything!!! (I cuffed my fingers together with em. eee!)

God I want one...even though I'm not typically a fan of teddy bears this was just too cute!

*le sigh*
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    jealous jealous
Shabu Dog


Gutter and I went to McDonalds tonight after Halloween shopping.

I walked in and the McDonalds we went to was all 50's style with a jukebox and those weird straw holders, so I asked the clerk, who was named Jesus, "Dude, whats with the retro?"

Gutter said "Why do you have to talk, why can't you just order?"

Hey..I like to be social, but whatever. So I smacked Gutter's ass when she wasn't looking to retaliate for the snarky comment.

Gutter: "OW!!! JESUS!!
Jesus the clerk: "What?"
Gutter: .....???
Thorn: Dude, thats his NAME
Gutter: Oh.
Jesus: ???!

So then we left and I ate some of my fries, then tried Gutters and hers tasted better.

Thorn: Dude, your fries taste better than mine.
Gutter: That's because Jesus loves me ;D

...I think I'm going to go smack my ass around now. *smacks Gutter*

Gutter: OW! JESUS!
Jesus: WHAT?!
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    giggly giggly