Kid with Mono (Pat): Nicole, may i use your cell phone?
me: NO!! *UGH!!* i mean..er..no..sorry...daytime minutes, i have a crappy plan.
Pat: oh. okay, i understand totally.
truth of the matter is....good god, i do NOT need you breathing mono breath on my phone. thats like..my lifeline. i dont wanna take any chances *gag* and yeah the daytime minutes thing is true too, and do i really know Pat? no. i just know i work with him..sorta, and his girlfriend used to date Tiffany's friend..oh yeah..she has mono too *gee, wonder where she got it*. ick.
oh yeah, not to mention Pink Eye has somehow been going around my english class *the same class Pat has with me* so..im kinda germ-phobic there. i just need to make it through the rest of the school year...come on..come on..come on..stay healthy....stay healthy! *wipes down desk with bleach*