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Liz sent these to me
> > > >EACH ONE SHOULD PUT A SMILE ON GOD'S FACE
> > >
> > > >
> > > >A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
> > > >Here are some they handed in:
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
> > > >sunset You made
> > > >on Tuesday. That was cool.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Instead of letting people die and having to make new
> > > >ones, why don't
> > > >You keep the ones You already have?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other
> > > >if they had their
> > > >own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my
> > > >brother.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my
> > > >new shoes.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole
> > > >world. There are
> > > >only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time
> > > >loving all of them.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >In school they told us what You do. Who does it when
> > > >You are on
> > > >vacation?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses
> > > >his bowling words
> > > >in the house?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was
> > > >it an accident?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Who draws the lines around the countries?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the
> > > >church. Is that OK?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto
> > > >you"? Because if
> > > >You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got
> > > >confused because
> > > >what I prayed for was a puppy.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything
> > > >before. You can look
> > > >it up.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but
> > > >not with so much
> > > >hair all over.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >You don't have to worry about me; I always look both
> > > >ways.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not
> > > >praying.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and
> > > >David the best.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >My brother told me about being born but it doesn't
> > > >sound right. They're
> > > >just kidding, aren't they?
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in
> > > >the Bible.
> > > >
> > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >Dear God:
> > > >
> > > >We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school
> > > >they said You
> > > >did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
> > > >

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From: (Anonymous) Date: July 23rd, 2003 01:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

oopsie

your last email got deleted.
what is your shipping address and how much do I owe you for that commission? was it 16 dollars?
I finally got my paycheck so I can send you the money order the minute you email me at: aqua_illusion06@hotmail.com

so... please tell me, I want to get you that money :)

-sepp
engel_wolf From: engel_wolf Date: July 23rd, 2003 08:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

hmmm

I really dont think kids wrote these. Most of these e-mail things are written by someone trying to fool people....
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