Hi my name is Nicole and I'm calling from Armor Holdings. We're a body armor manufacturer. I'm just updating our records and was wondering, would you happen to know who's in charge of Body Armor in your department?
but instead of Body Armor I said Barbie Llama. *facedesks*
Ah well. Some lady called me a "sir" today. She's like "yessir...I mean yes'm!" Not the first time and won't be the last.