An Ethel Among Mermans (thornwolf) wrote,
An Ethel Among Mermans
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This is hilarious

At work we're sending a bunch of police departments a survey regarding their bulletproof vest size and how well their current one fits etc etc. Dad wrote up the survey, and these were some of the questions he put on there that had the whole department doubled over with laughter. Keep in mind, I'm pretty sure he's writing from personal experience knowing that these elements affect how a vest fits.

Survey Questions:

6. Rate your “love handles”? (circle one)


None Average Large

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7. How large is your belly? (circle one)

None Average Large

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8. How much does your belly hang over your gun belt while seated? (circle one)

None Average A Lot

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9. How much do you normally perspire? (circle one)

None Average A Lot

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10. How much body hair do you have? (circle one)

None Average A Lot

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Also, all these questions were on the first page of the survey. Imagine getting one of these to fill out and thinking "oookay I see where this is going"

*dies laughing* LOL!

*edit* it just keeps getting better and better. Dad decided to do away with mailing the survey, now Randy has to CALL the police departments and ask the officers these questions on the phone! *keels over*
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