We got to talking small talk, he's a very nice guy and a 4th grade teacher and his daughter was absolutely adorable, although annoying to a degree. Long story short, he said "hey, there's a bar down the street, wanna go out and get a couple of beers?" I said "thanks but I'm underage", and he goes..and get this...."Oh seriously? How about ice cream then?"
0_o ummmmmmm....k. You'd think the fact that I said "I'm underage" would deter him, since he didn't know if I mean't underage for drinking or underage in general...*at first he had asked me if i was still in highschool and I said just graduated* Sure I often have an affinity for older men but good god, I'm not wanting to be the 19 year old step mom of some dude's kid right now thankyouverymuch.
That's it, from now on I'm telling everyone I'm 15...although that doesn't usually stop the 70 year olds. (I'm NOT joking, ask me about it sometime and I'll tell you that story)