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I like it here in my new apartment complex, despite what all the "rate an apartment" websites said about there being drug dealers all over the place and the cops coming by all the time ( I have yet to see that, I think its a bunch of hype). I went to the pool to get some exercise and there was a guy with his young 8 year old daughter and her friend there. The dad was in the spa, so I stayed in the pool and did a few laps before going into the spa to warm up before walking home.

We got to talking small talk, he's a very nice guy and a 4th grade teacher and his daughter was absolutely adorable, although annoying to a degree. Long story short, he said "hey, there's a bar down the street, wanna go out and get a couple of beers?" I said "thanks but I'm underage", and he goes..and get this...."Oh seriously? How about ice cream then?"


0_o ummmmmmm....k. You'd think the fact that I said "I'm underage" would deter him, since he didn't know if I mean't underage for drinking or underage in general...*at first he had asked me if i was still in highschool and I said just graduated* Sure I often have an affinity for older men but good god, I'm not wanting to be the 19 year old step mom of some dude's kid right now thankyouverymuch.

That's it, from now on I'm telling everyone I'm 15...although that doesn't usually stop the 70 year olds. (I'm NOT joking, ask me about it sometime and I'll tell you that story)

Current Mood: shocked shocked

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pinkpuppybelly From: pinkpuppybelly Date: June 18th, 2004 12:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ha ha, tell story!
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: June 18th, 2004 01:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
junior year of highschool (I was 16 years old) my friend Tiffany and I went to this art museum as part of summer homework for an art class we were going to take. We found a stray cat and decided to rescue it but her car was parked way away and one of us had to stay behind and make sure the cat didn't go anywhere. She stayed, gave me the keys and I went to go move the car. When I got in the car and turned on the engine i heard this tapping on the glass. I was alarmed to see a 70-80 year old man staring at me from the passenger side window. I got out of the car (im smart enough to know that I shouldn't roll down my window for the guy) and asked him what he wanted and he said in an English accent:

"Oh, my deary...I couldn't help but notice you looked rather lonely here all by yourself with no gentleman around and I was wondering if perhaps you would care to join me for a glass of wine or perhaps a cup of coffee."

I was completely shocked that he considered me lonely when i was running to a car and quickly starting the engine as if i had purpose. I told him..

"Sorry I'm underage. I'm only 16" (this will now be my catch phrase until my 21st birthday).

He goes, "oh, my dear, you have to be 21 for the wine, how about some coffee instead" Old age must have gotten to his hearing.

I said "um...Im 16, you know, not 18. That's illegal."

He panicks and goes "Oh..dear..I'm sorry." and then walks off with his cane.

As if!
dravalen From: dravalen Date: June 18th, 2004 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
doulble-u tee efff...
silver_huskey From: silver_huskey Date: June 18th, 2004 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
For some reason, the older guys just love the young looking girls. It's I find it to be creepy. *twitches.* Hopefully saying you're 15 will work out. If not, just brush them off. XD
From: haskiwolf Date: June 18th, 2004 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
eeeeks
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