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got this from hollyannvix
Bold all that apply to you:

You know you're from California when...

* The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

* You were born somewhere else.

* You know how to eat an artichoke.

* The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

* Your car has bullet-proof windows.

* Left is right and right is wrong.

* Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

* Your mouse has only one ball.

* You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up.

* You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.

* You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.

* You drive to your neighborhood block party.

* Your family tree contains "significant others."

* Your cat has its own psychiatrist.

* You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

* You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

* More than clothes come out of the closets.

* When "the Dead" are best live.

* You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

* More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

* Smoking in your office is not optional.

* You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

* When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

* Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks. (actually..that would be me)

* Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.

* You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

* You consult your horoscope before planning your day.

* A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.

* When all highways into the state say: "no fruits."

* All highways out of the state say: "Go back." (I wish this one were true...and we need them by the border too! =D )

They should have added "If you consider avocados a dietary staple" and "If you actually understand what they're saying on the spanish channels"

...god I love this state.

Current Mood: amused amused

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cricket_fur From: cricket_fur Date: July 7th, 2004 03:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know how to eat an artichoke! N i live in Michigan XD They are like $1 or $2 each here though... >.< It's sad cuz i really love artichokes heh
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: July 7th, 2004 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
The artichoke capital of the world is in this state. I LUUUUUUUV artichokes.

Tell me, do you prefer mayonaise or melted butter?

I like mayo =D (not that lame miracle whip stuff)
cricket_fur From: cricket_fur Date: July 7th, 2004 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not one for mayo...never even tried it on artichokes actually. I prefer melted butter. N a nice glass of milk with the artichoke really makes the flavor even better... Mmm, now i want an artichoke really badly XD Actually, i think there's one in the fridge! Yes! There is. Yay, now i have a lunch tomorrow :D Perhaps i will have to try it with some mayo lol
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