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GUTTER'ED! - The art of Thornwolf — LiveJournal
Heeeeeeey! Das gearpony in da house! What! What! Thas right, folks. Thorn's probably in bed, and tomorrow she won't have time to check her El Jay. I'm also, if we get intarweb access up in Mammoth, restricting her from the computer. OH NOEZ! Can she handle four days of computer-free bliss? Well, we'll find out.

Anyway. The weekend after Halloween we totally had a party, (Myself, Thorn, plague_dog, and resilientspider.) We watched Willow and had the GREAT PEANUT BETTER EXPERIENCE! while Thorn was asleep, thus resulting in the appearance of the "haunted" chocolate milk, which we bought when we went to the market at 3am. Oh delicious milk!

When we got home, we found a suprise on the couch, which I quickly pounced upon and flung to the floor, where Thorn's drawings lay. As I chucked the fiendish beast, I shouted my battle cry, "BAH!" Which is now what these foul things repeat as they cling to your face. Oh, and there's some pony porn I captured while on an excursion to the dreaded hive of scum and villany, Wal-mart. Oh woe is I!


It's been whispered that I may shimmy out of my bra and chuck it into the car while on the drive to Mammoth, but I fear my cup's may envelope Thorn and suffocate her, as the cloth demon shouts, "BAH!" That or Reagan will attempt to wear it, as he's prone to do. Mayhaps he's really a woman? He has a thing for speedo's... and innertubes, (I'm hinting at something fiendishly delicious that will be taking place this weekend.)

I'm sure I'll get pictures though! But that aside, I'm off to sleep, as I need to be rested for all the wild foursomes we're going to have. HUZZAH! ;x

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Current Music: Scissor Sisters - Laura

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altonwings From: altonwings Date: November 19th, 2004 05:15 am (UTC) (Link)
*blinks at pictures*

Well this answers some of the questions I always had about public nudity...
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: November 19th, 2004 06:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Goddamn it. I need to stop leaving bits of laundry by the couch. >_<

Oh, and you misspelled "butter"...dork. Although people are going to think the "great peanut butter experience" is something really really disgusting so let me just ease a few minds and say I wasn't awake for it. XD

You are going to be THORNWOLF'ED so bad today...just you wait. Me /and/ my superspiffy Batman glove/beanie combo are going to PWN you.
nambroth From: nambroth Date: November 19th, 2004 08:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Bahaha XD
From: ashleywolf Date: November 19th, 2004 11:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee. I like Gutter's entries. And I'm intregued by this haunted milk... I wonder if we have any of that around gettysburg. peobably where the cows eat on the battlefeilds.
chenneoue From: chenneoue Date: November 20th, 2004 09:59 am (UTC) (Link)
O.O The scarey thing is I was at walmart not too long ago, and they had some stuffed rocking horse things and they were stacked just like that. LOL...bad bad.
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