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english muffin m'lady? *why thank you sah*
LOL Cat Chat Jack in the Box commercial *snickers* engaged to the grumpus van fuzzybottom!! ROTFLMAO ok ok i know most of you dont have jack in the box where you live, but this place has funny commercials. =)
as the cross dressing cat entered the room, i said "look what the cat in drag dragged in"
well, mom says "oh ill let you sleep yadda yadda" but she STILL calls me at 9:30 in the morning for no reason. she KNOWS no ones home whod care and she knows im asleep =(
ah well.
today these are my goals:
finish michele's commission
ink jerry's commission
get a decent VCL worthy sketch of Kitsune25's trade
eat a sandwich *thats an easy one to meet*

so yeah im not gonna be too sociable today if im online. cuz chances are, if im on, im not really *on* im actually downloading junk. yeah..you heard me...junk.

shirley temple snapped at the waiter: whats this animal crap here in my soup?

Oh and a note to XianJaguar: on last nights celebrity boot camp they only had ONE minute to make a phonecall. they had to go in a foxhole and use a portable phone and the drill sargeant was right there listening. well one of em..*i think it was Renegade*
dialed the wrong number and left a one minute answering machine message saying "im sorry i must have dialed the wrong number, this is so and so, and i dialed the wrong number in the pressure. im at celebrity boot camp, and its very stressful and im sorry i dialed the wrong number. disregard this message."
so when he got out of the foxhole, the drill sargeant was like "WHO WAS THAT YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO?!"
"i dialed the wrong number sir"
"so you left a one minute message on a strangers answering machine? why didnt you hang up and try again?!"
"i....i dont know"
"GO....AWAY!!!"

LOL! and then that one blonde chick was like "oh yeah..im like....in a hole....and like....talking to you on some phone thingy." =P
"where i come from they call it bootyface"~Coolio
they shaved off Coolio's moustache so now he said he has big lips and no moustache
its not like he had much of a moustache ANYWAYS so i wouldnt think it would make much a difference to his appearance. it was as thin as dental floss =P looked like he had a thin line of oreo crumbs on his upper lip.


so yeah. im gonna go try to meet my goals today. OH YEAH! one more thing...my senior picture headshots came through today i need to go pick them up and pick which is gonna be in the yearbook *is really really nervous* i am NOT photogenic. *whine*
hold me...

Current Mood: anxious anxious
Current Music: Watching 'Win Ben Stein's Money'

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xianjaguar From: xianjaguar Date: October 1st, 2002 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ha! That show was SO FUNNY! Thanks for filling me in on some of the other things that happened. I wonder if it's all staged?

Meanwhile, I found the OTHER show on that night, was Fear Factor. I didn't see it, but I heard all about it on work. Apparantly, for the food section, they had a weenie roast...a REAL WEENIE ROAST. Bull and deer weenies. EW! Apparantly, some of the girl contestants on the show almost tossed their cookies trying to get them down, but the guys were ok with eating 'em. Makes ya wonder.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: October 1st, 2002 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
man to woman: can i put my weenie in your mouth?
woman to man: sure!
man to woman: mustard?
woman to man: please ^_^


LOL thats so horrible!
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