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Hey guys
So today there was this awesome chocolate fountain and I guess there was a wedding going on around it or something because rtdn and his girlfriend had rings like they were totally married or something. Who do they think they are?

Went to the Root wedding today with smokepaw and hooked up with turbinerocks and his S/O Sarah (who was a mega hot best man) and we formed the "internet clique" table that must be had at /every/ wedding where we proceeded to inform the rest of the guests what Sarah's message to Brian and Jenna on their "OMG MARRIED" car of "Brian and Jenna = OTP" meant. Talk about feeling like a genius for a brief shining moment.

So yeah Root totally went all out with the chocolate fountain and it became a source of great amusement. Not unlike a deep fryer, it demanded random objects to be dipped into it. Sarah offered me a dollar to chocolate coat my share of wedding cake in the cascading curtain of deliciousness. Brian and Jenna's chocolate wedding cake was baptized in Belgian dark chocolate and I got a crisp dollar bill tucked gingerly into my cleavage by a chick wearing a tux. I'd say that's a win all around.

Then we decided to up the ante and I got some Martinelli's sparkling cider, took a spoon, dipped the spoon in the chocolate fountain (much to the horror of the caterers), and stirred my cider with said spoon. I must have totally blanked on middleschool science because the hot chocolate solidified in the cold cider and created a chocolate ladel which I was able to scoop chocolate turds and slightly flavored cider into my mouth with. This combination tasted very much like halloween. I was pleased.

But since Mormon weddings don't have any booze to be found *gasp* and it was St. Patricks day *DOUBLE GASP!* smokepaw and I headed to Santa Cruz for St Patty's Day festivities. After one beer and not a whole lot of jigging later, smokepaw out Irished me with his Mick Firefighterness and I've determined I'm better at being German with my kneeslapping love of sausages and sauerkraut vs. corned beef and cabbage *blorf!* Ah well, I guess I can wait until next Oktober. A compromise was made and we had Mexican food for dinner. Beer belongs to fried food, it just has to be.

So, Brian and Jenna, may you have a wonderful life together. Thank you for inviting me to your wedding. You get this icon cuz thats probably what you're doing right this minute. OHHHH SNAP!

Current Location: Fremont, CA
Current Mood: Tipsy
Current Music: Canonball Run 2

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thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: March 18th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
I had a case of wine in the trunk of my car and Matt and Sarah and Sean and I were considering cracking that open but decided against it because we didn't want to be all rude and sneaky about it.


And go get rutty you nutty! What are you doing on the internets on your sexing day?!
turbinerocks From: turbinerocks Date: March 18th, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
turbinerocks From: turbinerocks Date: March 18th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
That huge rv parked outside? People weren't going home like I originally thought, they were all just piling into the party wagon.


Man and I didn't even sneak a beer in out of respect, and they brought a whole mobile PUB with them?!?!?! :D
smokepaw From: smokepaw Date: March 18th, 2007 07:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Leave it to someone in an RV to smuggle in the hooch! I suppose you could call it predictable adaptation to the situation? :D

But, yeah. Awesomeness all around and such, with everything said face to face earlier today even. And yes, the fountain of CHOCOLATE DOOOOOM did indeed seem to fill a void left by the lack of certain beverage selections... Without its sugary presence, I do believe there would have been a may lay of unprecedented chaos... The natives were made happy, and peace ensued.

Congrats once again, and go have FUN already!
starcharmer From: starcharmer Date: March 18th, 2007 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
lolz, that sounds like great fun. ^^

I'm going to a Mormon wedding this weekend [not today, but next Saturday] BUT IT'S MINE.

No chocolate fountains at ours, though. We're not having a reception yet. ):
turbinerocks From: turbinerocks Date: March 18th, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
I just drove 15 hours! And then I slept until 3pm. And now I'm up!

IT TASTES LIKE HALLOWEEN! Sarah and I were giggling about that all the way home.

thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: March 19th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL yay now I'm gonna be famous in the Harpold house!
turbinerocks From: turbinerocks Date: March 19th, 2007 09:27 am (UTC) (Link)
You totally are. :D :D :D
twilightspeaks From: twilightspeaks Date: March 19th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
I can dig Germans! They like meat.

thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: March 19th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC) (Link)
:D :D :D Omnomnom animals in animal casings huzzah!
jell_0 From: jell_0 Date: March 19th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks so much for making it to our little shin dig. I'm sorry I didn't get to spend more time with you. We will hang again soon!
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: March 19th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Its fine! It was your wedding, I expected you to be at least a /little/ distracted XD
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