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late night randomness
funny picture my friend drew...its me and her mate joking about how gryphons should not eat jujubees. sticky=not good for beaks =D

anyhoo...some interesting animal facts:

i DID NOT know this but hyena females are actually more masculine than the males and that they DO in fact have FALSE PENISES?! NO LIE! i saw with my own eyes! i was watching animal planet and was shocked and horrified at this news..but i realized that that explains a lot of the "hyena porno pics" in my wildlife books. those arent males..theyre...females =P icky poo
talk about butch ;)

you know my LJ icon that Kamotz made me where i wrote "Thorn the happy wuff" on it? yeah well..Tav LOVES it and finds ways to alter it depending on the situation: ahem ahem...

Tav:"are you Thorn the happy wuff?"
me: "grr"
Tav:ooo!! "Thorn the cranky wuff!"

me: i need a shower
Tav: Thorn the stinky wuff!!

me: *yawn*
Tav: is it Thorn the tired wuff?

me: ooOOooo jude law!
Tav: Thorn the yiffy wuff >=P

*snicker* jude law bah! i think when it comes to that hes Engel the jealous wuff...but hes also Engel the cuddly wuff =D besides i think i take the cake for when it comes to being jealous

me: any other girls who look at you flirty can die
Tav: Dont be Thorn the bitchy wuff =P

and now for Thorn's quote of the day *im gonna make these daily..or weekly..or whenever i feel like it*:

When life gives you lemons...BLAST THOSE LEMONS TO BITS WITH YOUR LASER CANNONS! ~The Brak Show

i thank you

~Thorn, the goofy as hell wuff

Current Mood: crazy crazy

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katarina42 From: katarina42 Date: November 4th, 2002 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ya, I saw that on Animal Planet, too. I was like... O_o
This intelligent comment has been brought to you by...sleep! I need to get more of it!
westly From: westly Date: November 4th, 2002 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

From the 'yenawoof.

If you ever need to know any information about Hyenas, I'll probably be able to tell you. Like how the Hyena females are the leaders of the group and how the lowest female is always higher than the highest male.

They think that the female hyenas are masquilized to that point because of very selective breeding. Only the biggest, and subsiquently most masquline, females were allowed to breed. Because they have to give birth through the pseudophallus their pups are more agressive, (perhaps testosterone linked) and have to tear their way out. It's not unheard of that the pups and the mother will die durring a difficult birth.

Westly, the woofyena shareing too much again.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: November 4th, 2002 04:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: From the 'yenawoof.

wow..Westly..that is disturbing. not to mention painful =P i will definitely come to you if i have any questions..and im sure i will..*yick*
i think this is why im a regular wolf ;) no false doohickies to deal with =D
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