An Ethel Among Mermans (thornwolf) wrote,
An Ethel Among Mermans

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this is too funny to NOT post!

CW and i had some fun with online madlibs =D


Once upon a time there has a young SHREW TAMER named TAVIS. He was QUICK CONVULSING in the YELLOWED forest when he met YIFFY TOM, a run-away JANITOR from the DELICIOUS Queen NICOLE.

TAVIS could see that YIFFY TOM was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his BLOTCHY KUMQUAT. YIFFY TOM was thankful for TAVIS's KUMQUAT, so he told TAVIS a very CREAMY story about Queen NICOLE's daughter TIFFANY. How her mother, the DELICIOUS Queen NICOLE, kept her locked away in a PICKLED BEET FACTORY protected by a gigantic NAKED MOLE RAT, because TIFFANY was so STINKY.

TAVIS SNORTED. He vowed to YIFFY TOM the JANITOR that he would save the STINKY TIFFANY. He would STOMP the NAKED MOLE RAT, and take TIFFANY far away from her eveil mother, the DELICIOUS Queen NICOLE, and BARF her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MOIST SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION and YIFFY TOM the JANITOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic NAKED MOLE RAT from his story. DELICIOUS Queen NICOLE FARTED out from behind a TOASTER and struck TAVIS dead. In the far off PICKLED BEET FACTORY you could hear a SPLORT.


Make your own Fairy Tale at

*laughs so hard she just about pees her pants*
at least im delicious!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

in other gonna quote Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy when i say,
"i dont care WHAT the Supertones said, SKA is not a verb. you can SKANK, but you cant SKA"
now lets be like the Supertones and SKA SKA SKA SKA!!

I am 51% Ska

Well, maybe I'm trying too hard, maybe I'm not trying hard enough. I shouldn't forget my roots, and remember that punk and reggae wouldn't exist without ska.

Take the Ska Test at

Tavis, take this, youll get a MUCH better score than me i assure you. between the two of us we are the ultimate rude boy *er....person?*

*holds up her checkered wallet wearing her checkered backpack and skanks around in her checkered laced Chucks*
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