An Ethel Among Mermans (thornwolf) wrote,
An Ethel Among Mermans
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Snowmanslaughter

After one too many white Russians at my favorite saloon in town, I, against better judgement, took to the road anyways and the unthinkable happened.
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I was almost home when in my blurred state I accidentally ran over and killed a snow based pedestrian. I can't believe this is happening to me!

Some crime scene photos courtesy of the CHP

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Oh my god...I hope he didn't have a family.
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Apparently the carnage was just too much for this rookie
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No pictures please...
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I SAID NO PICTURES!
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He followed me inside for my writeup due to the inclement weather. I tried my best to hide the gallon jar of rum but the evidence was already incriminating enough.
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And from then my fate was sealed. Goodbye free world!
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Paris Hilton ain't got nothin' on me.
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Remember folks. It doesn't pay to drink and drive. Innocent snowmen's lives are in the balance.
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