I was almost home when in my blurred state I accidentally ran over and killed a snow based pedestrian. I can't believe this is happening to me!
Some crime scene photos courtesy of the CHP
Oh my god...I hope he didn't have a family.
Apparently the carnage was just too much for this rookie
No pictures please...
I SAID NO PICTURES!
He followed me inside for my writeup due to the inclement weather. I tried my best to hide the gallon jar of rum but the evidence was already incriminating enough.
And from then my fate was sealed. Goodbye free world!
Paris Hilton ain't got nothin' on me.
Remember folks. It doesn't pay to drink and drive. Innocent snowmen's lives are in the balance.