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Snowmanslaughter - The art of Thornwolf
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Snowmanslaughter
After one too many white Russians at my favorite saloon in town, I, against better judgement, took to the road anyways and the unthinkable happened.
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I was almost home when in my blurred state I accidentally ran over and killed a snow based pedestrian. I can't believe this is happening to me!

Some crime scene photos courtesy of the CHP

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Oh my god...I hope he didn't have a family.
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Apparently the carnage was just too much for this rookie
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No pictures please...
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I SAID NO PICTURES!
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He followed me inside for my writeup due to the inclement weather. I tried my best to hide the gallon jar of rum but the evidence was already incriminating enough.
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And from then my fate was sealed. Goodbye free world!
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Paris Hilton ain't got nothin' on me.
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Remember folks. It doesn't pay to drink and drive. Innocent snowmen's lives are in the balance.

Current Mood: drunk drunk

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xianjaguar From: xianjaguar Date: January 7th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC) (Link)
LMAO!
That is absolutely priceless. The last pic made me totally bust up. Reminds me of that movie star or whoever...was that Paris Hilton that had the blubbery face in the cop car? Heck, I forget.

And.....you guys have way too much free time on your hands. ;D
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: January 7th, 2008 06:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah it was Paris XD And free time? Honey we /make/ our own free time :3 Its sunday night and I have to get up at 5 ;D
trufflehog From: trufflehog Date: January 7th, 2008 06:17 am (UTC) (Link)
oh my god the last picture...
snowwolfmystic From: snowwolfmystic Date: January 7th, 2008 06:18 am (UTC) (Link)
LOOOOOOL!
yelth From: yelth Date: January 7th, 2008 06:21 am (UTC) (Link)
LMFAO!
crashcoyote From: crashcoyote Date: January 7th, 2008 06:27 am (UTC) (Link)
That snowman had a snow wife and 2 little snow kids waiting at home.

D:
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susandeer From: susandeer Date: January 7th, 2008 06:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Yer a LOONEY! @:D *snerk!* The last picture is pure gold.
doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: January 7th, 2008 06:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Dammit, now I have milk all over my monitor.
From: kilojara Date: January 7th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC) (Link)
omgroflmao! THE CARNAGE! WHHHHHY?!
swandog From: swandog Date: January 7th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC) (Link)
ROFL!!! XD The snowblood and that last pic... *dies*
kigeni From: kigeni Date: January 7th, 2008 06:50 am (UTC) (Link)
"A snow based pedestrian"

Priceless.

+5 life points
casidhe From: casidhe Date: January 7th, 2008 06:53 am (UTC) (Link)
ROFL! This is way too funny.

You are teh wins.
From: silber Date: January 7th, 2008 07:43 am (UTC) (Link)
At least take your fate with dignity after you killed that poor SOB.
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: January 7th, 2008 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
i had my whole life ahead of me!
frostfur From: frostfur Date: January 7th, 2008 09:58 am (UTC) (Link)
*ROFL*
silverfoxwolf From: silverfoxwolf Date: January 7th, 2008 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Awww..... we don't have the chainlink cuffs anymore. They switched over here to a rigid model instead. And by word do they HURT if you try and angle your hands in them (will get a picture soon).
thornwolf From: thornwolf Date: January 7th, 2008 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
we have those too, but we personally don't have a pair. not yet anyways.
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